5 things I want you to know about me

[Khumar]

Re: 5 things I want you to know about me

@Sehrysh

1. I am of the female persuasion.

2. I appreciate a wicked sense of humour but will pretend to “not” get the naughty jokes - it makes people think I’m masoom

3. While innocent typos are okay, I HATE when people intentionally misspell words in the gay/chav way, i.e. lyk for like, gud for good, shez for she’s - DON’T BAST*RDIZE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!

4. I wish the rubenesque look would come back in vogue, then I could eat all the chocolate I wanted and not have to worry about gaining weight.

5. I hate conflict and generally avoid confrontation - unfortunately that means people walk all over me :hinna:

buh y u g0tta h8 lyke dat sehryshhhhh?

@4: I am not waiting for that trend. i’m getting rubeneque alraedy