See how many you get right 
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The Fourth Of July is also knwon as:**
A: Interference Day
B: Interdependence Day
C: Co-Dependants Day
D: Itchy Pendants Day
E: Independence Day
Most Historians trace the outbreak of violence between the colonies and England to the ________ Tea Party.
A: Herbal
B: Sleepytime
C: Chai
D: Mad Hatter’s
E: Boston
King George III was extremely confident that England would put down the revolt after:
A: British intelligence reported that most Americans watch sevens hours of TV per day.
B: The Duke Of Cheney assured him that the insurgency was “in the last throes”
C: Parliament voted to outfit the British troops in “way cool red coats”
D: The Earl Of Rumsfeld privately told him: “There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we dont know we dont know”
E: None of the above.
The Boston Massacre occured in the Fall of 2004 after New York won the first three battles:
A: True
B: False
The Declaration of Independence was originally titled:
A: “Hel-lo”
B: “I put a spell on you”
C: “Wait a minutemen”
D: “What happens in the Colonies Stays in the Colonies”
E: None of the above.
Paul Revere’s midnight ride was notable for this famous encrypted numerology:
A: “A bird in hand is worth two in the bush”
B: “Fish and houseguests smell after three days”
C: “Sixteen tons and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt”
D: “Is your total earned income at least $1 but less than $35,458 if married filing jointly if you have more than one qualifying child”
E: “One if by land, two if by sea”
Patrick Henry inspired many when he said:
A: “Give me 22 minutes, I’ll give you the world”
B: “Give me land, lots of land unders starry skies above. Don’t fence me in”
C: “Give me a kiss to build a dream on”
D: “Give me liberty and give me deah? I never said that”
E: “Give me libert or give me death”
When France joined the United States in the war against the crown, the British government angrily changed a popular item on the Parliament menu to “Freedom Chips”.
A: True
B: False
it’s not like it was even that hard i mean some of the given answers were so stupid and obvious. 
