A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken
to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death
experience. Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up?” He
said, “No, you have another 43 years, two months and
eight days to live”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and tummy
tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well look even nicer.
After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital. While crossing the street on
her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she Demanded, “I thought you
said I had another 40 years? Why didn’t you pull me
out of the path of that ambulance?”
God replied, “Girl, I didn’t recognize you.”
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