Re: 40 Ways To Keep Your Husband’s Love, —Guaranteed—
3- Your husband is your life, make sure you treat him like a god.
Like a GOD? Should we bow down to them too?
5- Be very generous to him. Always make sure he gets the last pizza slice and stuff.
This one is just funny lol..but sorry, no one gets the last pizza slice except me 
10- Be a good woman, understand he is a bad listener and doesn’t care.
:aq: and doesn’t care? This one must be a joke
11- Accept that is will is law and never argue.
Haha yeah okay
26- Be humble and a freak.
can you go on for 10 seconds without thinking of sex?
29- You better love his mother!
As long as the mother loves us!
31- You better pray for him and his family or you will go to hell for being a bad wife.
Who thought of this one? Your 3 year old cousin?
40- Respect him and his mom. They are all there is in your world.
ofcourse