A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
experience.
Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 daysto
live.” Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had
so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the
most of it.
After her last peration, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said
I had another 40 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path
of the ambulance?”
God replied, "I didn’t recognize you. "
Good Mourning!