Ek dost ne sardar se poocha “yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta
rehta.”
Sardar"yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola “sir pehle date of birth to batao”.
Banta’s son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations
for a
swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water
Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
