There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. After
considerable discussion they finally decided to start a hotel. They
selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The >hotel
was inaugurated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars >waited
and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. >A
week passed, but nobody turned up.> > >
WHY ? … B’coz there was a sign at the entrance “Visitors not
allowed”> > >
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage.
They bought the best of car servicing equipment’s and soon started the
garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but
no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days, a week
but no car came to their garage.> > >
WHY ? … B’coz their garage was on the first floor.> > >> > >
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi
driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to
look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed >their
taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They
drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their
taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas >no
one hailed their taxi.> > >
WHY ? B’coz all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi!!> > >
All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to
push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing
their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the
taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night >and
start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi
just wouldn’t move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn’t
budge.> > >
WHY ? B’coz two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from >behind.