Abhi abhi aik german dost sey suni aik joke:
Sorry for bad translation
Bush Blair and Schroeder were sitting together.
Bush to Blair. We are going to start a war in Mid east
Blair : And we are going to kill 4 Million Muslims and a dentist.
Schroeder : why a dentist ?
Bush: Dekha na muslamanoN ki koi fikr naheeN karta