. 4 LETTER WORDS

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?”

“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…”

Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language…things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home… Please mama!”

“Sarah, Sarah,” her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?”

“Please don’t make me tell you, mama,” wept the daughter, “I’m so embarrassed they’re just too awful! Come get me, please!”

“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset… Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!”

Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, mama…words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!”


hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

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[This message has been edited by Gadha (edited May 22, 2002).]

Ha ha

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I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

What a joke

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good one ...lol

continuation:
that same day the husband calls his dad and tells him that his new wife is using horrible 7 letter words he never heard before.
"what words" the father asks inquisitively.

the son replied "grocery, windows,garbage!!

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WatCh youR tHoughtS; they become words.
WatCh youR wOrdS; they become actions.
WatCh youR aCtiOns; they become habits.
WatCh youR hAbiTs; they become character.
WatCh youR chaRactEr; it becomes your dEsTinY."

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hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

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Nightmare for all da ladeeez

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hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

lol nice

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lmao @ chris

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