A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.”
The brunette says, “I’ve been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home.”
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, “I’ve been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too.”
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?”
The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”
With friends liek that who needs enemies! :d
are janab aysa eak aur b joke hai,....perhiya,....
teen dost jin ma eak german eak indian n eak gora-engraaz hotan haan jo kaheen ja rahy hotay haan kay ristay ma un ko eak caraag-lamp milta hai vo us ko rub kertay haan tu eak jin namodaar hota hai,...
ab vo teenhon khatay han kay jin bhai ap hamari eak iltaja tu sun lo kay ap hm teenhon ko eak eak wish puri ker do
jin khta hai no problem,...tum loog aysa kero kay apni eak wish bolop n samnay walhay pool ma bhaag ker jump lagah do,...
all 3 agreed,...
b pehlay german khata hai kay mayri wish hai kay muj ko sharab chahihay,...vo yeah kha ker bhagta hai n jump lagah dayta hai,...so pool ma sharab ah jati hai
ab indian khata hai kay i need gold so vo yeah sochta hai n bhaag ker jump laga dayta hai vo pool ma gold ah jata hai
ab gora shahb door ja jump lagata hai kay us ka pahon slip ho jatha hai n us nay mauh say nikalta hao,....OH ****!!!
hahahahahahha
well i need to be with all three of them. with all the women i mean