**3 method Joke **
**Question: **You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don’t have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
**Answer: **Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat
will become LIGHTER… …using this LIGHTER you can light the other
Cigarette
**another deadly answer. Scroll down a little **
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**Another solution: **You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
**If that was not enough, one more deadly answer… scroll down. **
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP - TIP)
***"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee." ***
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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**If that was not enough, one more deadly answer… scroll down **
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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous &* “jalney lagega”* 
that was soooo funnyyy especially the last one hahahahhahahaha