Three men (1 Pakistani, 1 Bangladeshi, 1 Indian) were lost in the forest and later captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest with the cannibals and get 10 pieces of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather some.
The Bangladeshi man came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”
The king then explained the second step of the trial to him. First, he had to shove the fruits up his ass without any expression on his face, or he would be eaten. The first apple went in, but when he tried the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.
Then Pakistani man arrived and showed the king that his ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to the Pakistani man, he secretly thought to it would be easy to shove the berries up his ass. On the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, so he was also killed and went to heaven.
The Bangladeshi guy and the Pakistani guy met in heaven. The Bangladeshi guy asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”
The Pakistani guy replied, “I know, but I couldn’t help it. I was doing just great when all of a sudden the Iindian guy showed up with all those watermelons!”