An elderly man inquired of his wife of 40 years whether she has been faithful to him over all those years.
“I must admit,” responded the wife, “that I’ve cheated on you three times.”
“What! Three Times?!” replied the husband, “When did this happen?”
“Remember when we were turned down for our first mortgage?” asked the wife. “Well, I paid the loan officer a visit, then we got our loan.”
“Remember when you were really sick and we couldn’t afford insurance?” she continued. “Well, I paid that doctor a visit and he treated you pro bono.”
"What about the third time? quizzed the husband, impatiently.
The wife responded, “Remember when you ran for mayor, and you were 300 votes behind?”
Re: 3 cheats
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*Originally posted by coOoLBreeze: *
An elderly man inquired of his wife of 40 years whether she has been faithful to him over all those years.
"I must admit," responded the wife, "that I've cheated on you three times."
"What! Three Times?!" replied the husband, "When did this happen?"
"Remember when we were turned down for our first mortgage?" asked the wife. "Well, I paid the loan officer a visit, then we got our loan."
"Remember when you were really sick and we couldn't afford insurance?" she continued. "Well, I paid that doctor a visit and he treated you pro bono."
"What about the third time? quizzed the husband, impatiently.
The wife responded, "Remember when you ran for mayor, and you were 300 votes behind?"
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i heard the same one but that was about lalu and his wife.
nice one tho.