2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

waleedhbk · March 28, 2011, 3:13pm

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Prescribed Ettiquettes and Attitudes for TGME (The Greatest Match Ever)

1: Please don’t make tiresome bull**** political analogies. Lazy bloggers, opportunistic Aman Ki Asha-ists and op-ed writers, we are looking at you. It takes the gloss away from this mighty cricket match.

#2: This match will NOT defeat terrorism, nor it will root out any extremists on either side of the border. Also, keep away any lunatic thoughts of intelligence agencies cashing on it as a strategic asset.

#3: **This match is not about peace or Kashmir or Hindus or Muslims. **It’s the most important game, this sport ever conceived. Take it in that vein.

#4: Dear fair weather fans, welcome to your brief stay in our cauldron of madness. Please stop making references to the 2000 World Cup and other things that never happened, and we promise not to kill you during the first drinks break.

#5: **Loser desi footie fans, if you’re going to compare this to ManU v Liverpool, El Classico or some ****, please piss off right now, you won’t be spared. **

#6: Cricket will NOT be the winner. Stop even thinking of fking saying anything related to that notion without the NOT in that statement. It really does tick us off. **

#7: To all those who are bemoaning how cricket obfuscates the region’s real problems and how this match will be the proof, we are sorry your mommy never loved you..

#8: If you read about complaints of cyber orgasms, constipation, illnesses etc., on social networks in the remaining hours leading up to the match, don’t f**king complain. Live with it.

#9: For all those who are terming this as the cricket’s holiest war, End of Times, Judgement Day etc. we fking love you. It is going to be just that, in that Colosseum.** (LOL)

#10: For Indian and Pakistani expats and homegrown fans now living abroad, we empathize with you the most. It’s genuinely tough being a hypocrite on face to each other while watching a Pak-Ind match together, so let’s stay like that and not bring each other women in verbal ways discreetly.

#11. A cricket match was never won through Facebook polls and never will be. Especially, when it is the Grand Daddy of ‘em all on Wednesday. So, take our advice and avoid these kinky heroics.

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Some really funny comments in the article L L! Well done.

Nice one saby :k:

waleedhbk · March 28, 2011, 3:20pm

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Kapil Praising Lala From 2:00

ravage · March 28, 2011, 3:21pm

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http://www.dawn.com/2011/03/28/afridi-accuses-indian-media-of-negative-campaign.html

waleedhbk · March 28, 2011, 3:24pm

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41 hours :p

ravage · March 28, 2011, 3:33pm

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He also expressed disappointment at remarks from Pakistan’s Interior Minister Rehman Malik about the government keeping a close watch on the players in the semi-final because of last year’s spot-fixing scandal.

“I don’t think he should have said such a thing at such a time,” Afridi said.

http://www.dawn.com/2011/03/28/afridi-accuses-indian-media-of-negative-campaign.html

farazrafi · March 28, 2011, 3:34pm

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Waleed Bhai dil bara darakh raha hay. Itni hype hay is match ki OMG. Gaali Guloch khob hone wali hay wednesday ko.

Zero_one · March 28, 2011, 3:46pm

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I think for the Mod (any many others) the Laws for Space-Time continuum as Mankind knew sofar will change and he is putting up the Count-down for that very moment

ik Glaas thundi Lassi da piyo tay sukh da sah lawo

rizla86 · March 28, 2011, 4:04pm

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Getting more nervous by the day. I'm sure we will lose :(

Zero_one · March 28, 2011, 4:10pm

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Then why so nervous ..... If u r so sure then get away and try to spend the time at something u deem useful :)

ssoni · March 28, 2011, 4:24pm

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can anybody tell me that where can i see the match online please helllllllp

La_Parisienne · March 28, 2011, 4:26pm

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in Mohali (Punjab, India)

waleedhbk · March 28, 2011, 4:29pm

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yaar just cant wait

Lassi to hum jeet kr he peeyenge ab

AngelEyess · March 28, 2011, 5:05pm

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Yahhh…inshAllah

yanzala · March 28, 2011, 5:07pm

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Omg omg I just can't wait. ALLAHTALA Pakistan ko kaamyabi jesi azeen naymat say nawazain. I m har lamha dua-g'o for our shaheen :D

Hollywood · March 28, 2011, 5:08pm

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Indians are trying to get the curator to cut the grass from the pitch but it may be too late for them to make it a turner...now lets see how the so-called 'great indian' batting lineup fares against the Pakistani pace attack!

Antumul_alona · March 28, 2011, 5:17pm

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I know players are human beings and are not immune to what goes on around them..still why is Afridi and the team getting embroiled in the MEDIA frenzy?

Too many statements and why is the team Management not imposing a Media blackout? All these statements from Hafeez, Gul, Afridi really are not necessary...

waleedhbk · March 28, 2011, 5:18pm

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ab kuch to kehna hai ya chup ho ker beth jaye

aleepervaiz · March 28, 2011, 5:19pm

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http://www.voice.pk/sports-news/cricket/afridi-accuses-indian-media-of-negative-campaign/

ShabeTanhai · March 28, 2011, 5:22pm

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same here ... :)
Insha-Allah Pakistan ki team kamyabi hasil karegi :)

Sab mil ke dua karain, Allah Pak Pakistan ko kamyabi naseeb kare, Amen

Antumul_alona · March 28, 2011, 5:26pm

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Agar gali main kutta bhonkta heay tau kiya us kau phatar marna zaroori heay?

Think about Dhoni - is he giving any statements? is the rest of the team giving any? they know how to have a “thick skin” to the indian media…