2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

seeeee.....ur just a little bit younger than my dad...

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

oh sorry uncle jee....bhot bhot sorry....you shd be in BMW/Benz....I will sit on khota for you....

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Dear Phoenix,

That is very sweet. No problems at all :)

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

Yes, puts things in perspective!

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

:p

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

:smiley: make us proud green shirts.

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

:omg: hahahahaha…too cute

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

BTW, when is IPL starting, is there any chance that tournament (IPL) will be effected by the results of the Semi???

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

Captain U PWND :salute:

:omg:

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

Pakistani Team Training Hard :jhanda:
















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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...post of the year for me!

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

This will Insha Allah happen on March 30 :smiley:

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

lol… char qasai aik bakra

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

**players are not under any pressure.

--Indian media is being so negative with players this time

--We'll respond in ground to all questions of Indian media:

--Pressure is on India, not Pakistan

--Indian media is doing BAKWAS, we're not following any news here

--All players are eagerly waiting for the crunch game

--Sachin's century is not a guarantee for India's victory

--I Would Like Shoaib to Play, We'll take a Decision on his Inclusion Tomorrow. We Need Shoaib for 10 Overs, Not for 5-6 Overs.

-- Rehman Malik shouldn't have Said Things like this at this Moment.

SHAHID AFRIDI on Geo News**

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

wow! this is a small world, haara peela song, use to listen to english verison, green n yellow for green bay packers when they made there super bowl run, I know this may sound stupid, living in wisconsin this has been good year in sports for me, when packers beat chicago bears their arch rivals, in semi-finals to make it to super bowl, and won the super bowl, Inshallah Pakistan will do the same thing, beat their arch rivals to make it to finals and win it. yea, india is better team, but heart needs some confidence,

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

:hmmm:

Is Ajmal pretty much goofing off here…he needs to put more effort in for fielding…

or he is doing solar therapy…

:smiley:

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

Prescribed Ettiquettes and Attitudes for TGME (The Greatest Match Ever)

1: Please don’t make tiresome bull**** political analogies. Lazy bloggers, opportunistic Aman Ki Asha-ists and op-ed writers, we are looking at you. It takes the gloss away from this mighty cricket match.

#2: This match will NOT defeat terrorism, nor it will root out any extremists on either side of the border. Also, keep away any lunatic thoughts of intelligence agencies cashing on it as a strategic asset.

#3: **This match is not about peace or Kashmir or Hindus or Muslims. **It’s the most important game, this sport ever conceived. Take it in that vein.

#4: Dear fair weather fans, welcome to your brief stay in our cauldron of madness. Please stop making references to the 2000 World Cup and other things that never happened, and we promise not to kill you during the first drinks break.

#5: **Loser desi footie fans, if you’re going to compare this to ManU v Liverpool, El Classico or some ****, please piss off right now, you won’t be spared. ** :rotfl:

#6: Cricket will NOT be the winner. Stop even thinking of fking saying anything related to that notion without the NOT in that statement. It really does tick us off. :hehe:**

#7: To all those who are bemoaning how cricket obfuscates the region’s real problems and how this match will be the proof, we are sorry your mommy never loved you..

#8: If you read about complaints of cyber orgasms, constipation, illnesses etc., on social networks in the remaining hours leading up to the match, don’t f**king complain. Live with it.

#9: For all those who are terming this as the cricket’s holiest war, End of Times, Judgement Day etc. we fking love you. It is going to be just that, in that Colosseum.** (LOL)

#10: For Indian and Pakistani expats and homegrown fans now living abroad, we empathize with you the most. It’s genuinely tough being a hypocrite on face to each other while watching a Pak-Ind match together, so let’s stay like that and not bring each other women in verbal ways discreetly.

#11. A cricket match was never won through Facebook polls and never will be. Especially, when it is the Grand Daddy of ‘em all on Wednesday. So, take our advice and avoid these kinky heroics.

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Some really funny comments in the article L :hehe: L! Well done.

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

cheers saby!

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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

Pakistani Team Offering Namaz Masha Allah





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Re: 2nd Semi-Final: Pakistan v India at Mohali, Wed March 30

For me no 10 hits the mark… one of my colleagues is an indian muslim but we teased each other on our work instant messenger the other day..all in good humour..

No 11 applies to GS KK posters…:k: