re: 2nd Quarter-Final: India v Australia at Ahmedabad, Thurs March 24
Sorry Aus… 
Q. What does Ponting put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
Q. What would Harbajan be if he was an Australian?
A. An allrounder.
Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Australian batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion. 
Q. Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. What’s the Australian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped. 
Q. Who spends the most time on the ‘crease’ of anyone in the Australian team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket jerseys 
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Australian innings. 
Q. What do Ponting and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason 
Q: How should the Australian coach reshuffle the Australian batting order?
A: Move Extras up the order .
Q: What is the Australian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls 
Q: When would Ponting have 100 runs against his name?
A: When he is bowling.
Q: Where do Australian Batsman perform their best?
A: In Advertisments.
Q. Why don’t Australian fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. **What do you call an Australian with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler. muahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha
**Q. What do Australian batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. :hahahahahahahahahhaahha
Q. Why are Australian batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century. 
Q. Why are Australian cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
