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Shuker karein, mein ney aapko maut kay moun mein jaaney sey bacha liya. Agar hamari piyari bhabhi kay naram-o-mulaim haathon aapki Scotch ki botal ghalti sey lag jati to aap kiya, mein bhi is waqat tuk Allah ko pyaara hogaya hota. 
:insha:
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Dhobi Bhai,
Mujhe peene ka shouk nahin,
peeta hou Gham bhulane kou,
teri yaadein (read 1st ODI) mitane kou,
Peete hou Gham bhulane kou:D
Rahi Begum Sahiba ki baat, she like any good Muslim wife, knows her place:p , just dont tell her that:D
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Mujhe peene ka shouk nahin, peeta hou Gham bhulane kou, teri yaadein (read 1st ODI) mitane kou, Peete hou Gham bhulane kou:D
Rahi Begum Sahiba ki baat, she like any good Muslim wife, knows her place:p , just dont tell her that:D
Pehlay Karachi, phir Peshawar aap nay to ghum bhulanay kay liye pura carate piya ho ga. Jub tuk series khatam ho gee aap toh poori supermarket pee jayeen gay. :D
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Janab E Aali Ehsan Bhai,
Peene waloo kou peene ka bhana chahiye:D
Lekin Inshallah aaj ka Bahana Jeet houga Haar Nahi:p
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Ok Bhaio aur Behno.
Mai jaa raha hou soone, na koi mere ko reply kare aur na koi mujhe PM kare, yaad rahe Raat bhi jaagna hai.
Allah Hafiz, see you guys and gals raat kou 10.30 pm est and 11.30pm cst (Nasha utra tou):D
Aejaz
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Did you by any chance, lay your hands on my bottle of Scotch, coz it surely is missing, and you surely are :D sounding Drunk
Musalman aur sharab..
Tauba tauba...Along with Danish embassy Lets burn Aejaaz Bhai's Home too....
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ghar jalanay ki baat :nono3:… daroo jalanay ki bat karo to :k:
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Tarazo waley bhai, apney tarazoo ko durust karein, Pakistan ki taraf palraa kafee bharee hai aapka. :p
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Yep..I am on that Parla too… Dont have any hopes with Indians in ODI against Pak. If they had any chance then it was Test matches.
4-1 for pak 
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oh...so sad, Akhtar is not playing again...
I love to see him play...
ek to khoob saare run dega aur fir ek all-rounder kam karega Pakistan team se...
I have a conspiracy theory that Inzi/Woolmer are hiding hom from coming under the scanner for "chucking" :)
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I have better theory than yours (and can be talked upon for days) and that is:
Tendulkar requested Shoaib (out of fear) not to take part in ODIs coz he forgot to bring his 2nd halmet from India and shoaib respected the request of Aging and deminishing player 
Alright guys…we are going to a Indian Cultural Center (basically a Mander) tonight to watch the game on big screen. We are normally out-numbered by Indians in their cultural center and Pakistan has lost all 4 games that i have watched in that center. I’ll consider bribes for not going 
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Tendulkar requested Shoaib (out of fear) not to take part in ODIs coz he forgot to bring his 2nd halmet from India and shoaib respected the request of Aging and deminishing player ;)
Come on, you can accuse Tendi of anything, but to be afraid of anyone is simply not true. Actually, Shoaib doesn't have great figures against India...Shoaib is just fun to watch for speed and drama...If Tendi should be afriad of anyone, that should be Razzaq with those incoming deliveries...
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aray dil per mut loo bhai .. its a “conspiracy theory”… else i was the first one to trash Moin’s theory of “being Afraid” … just chill
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man countdown begins
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well india vs pakistan and aur woh vee on friday no tension of university tomorrow
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Or perhaps they want Tendulkar not to scare and score some runs.
conspiracy theory (for this series): Tendulkar cannot score when Akhter is in for Pak. Tendulkar is afraid of him and already has an operated tennis elbow.
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Agarkar involved in argument with chief curator
From our correspondent
ISLAMABAD: India’s medium pacer Ajit Agarkar was involved in an argument with the chief curator of the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Agha Zahid on Thursday here at the Rawalpindi Cricket Stadium.
The incident took place after despite repeated requests, Agarkar insisted on continuing to carry out batting practice on a pitch on the square close to the main pitch being prepared for the second One-day International (ODI) at the stadium.
“Words were exchanged between Agarkar and the ground staff when their requests did not stop Agarkar from batting on a pitch close to the main wicket,” a ground staffer confirmed.
“Agarkar was told several times that he should practise somewhere else as he was taking big hits and the ball could injure the ground staff who were working on the main pitch close by. He was also reminded that the ball coming onto the main pitch repeatedly could damage the surface with the other Indian players running onto it,” he said.
When Agarkar did not heed their requests, Zahid lost his cool and had an argument with the 28-year-old, who called a team official, M Baladitya to sort out the matter after which the ground staff removed the nets in which he practised.
From Agarkar’s point of view, he only needed more than 20 minutes of practice. But the staffers threw tantrums.
Net sessions were conducted on Thursday against the wishes of the local administration and police who didn’t want the teams at the stadium because of the 10th of Muharram-ul-Haraam.
But the Indians insisted on having early morning nets as they had not had any practice since the first ODI in Peshawar on Monday.
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HAHAHA!..only 20 mins? 