Just passing it along
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One cannot be serious about hosting the 2004 Olympics in Cape Town. Imagine the headlines in the Press:
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Ethiopian pole vaulter still missing after strong South Easter
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Gangsters protest against refusal to participate in shooting event
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Athlete mugged while carrying Olympic torch.
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Vagrant tries to enter discus event with hubcap.
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Burning taxi on Signal Hill to be Olympic flame.
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Caterers strike at Olympic village.
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Gold medals lost in security scam.
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Olympic trains delayed due to cable theft.
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Important Olympic documents lost in S.A. post.
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Sam Shilowa claims games a capitalist plot.
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30% petrol price increase upsets Olympic budget.
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S.A. wins gold, silver and bronze in Toyi-Toyi event.
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2000 Rapists and murderers released for Olympic goodwill.
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Squatters occupy Olympic village.
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Stadium cleared of sheep and goats before events.
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Starting gun kills sprinter.
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Olympic bus delayed on N2 after hitting cow.
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Minister blames apartheid for chaos.
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Boesak appointed trustee of Olympic fund.
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Olympic games delayed - Zuma tests athletes for steroids.
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Winnie Mandela to referee men’s boxing.
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Starting pistols stolen, replaced with A.K. 47’s.
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Gymnast crushed in taxi carrying 23 athletes.
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COSATU complains Swedish medallist was not black.