salaam
i just heard this joke a while ago n thought of posting it here sorry if its been posted b4…
Two souls were going up to God. One soul asked the other “yaar mein to thund ke maray mara, lekin tu kaise mara?” the other soul replied “yaar mein pareshaani se mara.” The first one, puzzled, asked “yaar thand se to koi mar sakta hai, lekin pareshaani se kaise marta hai?” the other replied,” yaar mein ek dafa kaam se ghar aa raha tha ghar ke darwazay se logon ki baton ki awaz aayi, ek to meri biwi ki awaz thi or doosri awaz kisi aadmi ki thi, meine poora ghar chaan mara lekin woh aadmi nahi mila jo meri biwi se baat ker raha tha, aakhir kaar mein betha or pareshani ke maray mar gaya.” Upon hearing this first soul replied, “oye khotay de puttar, freezer ke undar dekh leta to na hi tu pareshaani se marta or nahi mein thand se marta!!!
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