Jonh and Mike were flying in plane behind a pakistani…so just to annoy him they started to have following conversation..
john to mike:so wats your destination…india?
Mike: oh, no …i heard there are way to many moslims.(pakistani passenger feels a bit uncomfortable).
JOhn:Are u going to iran ?
Mike:are you crazy? …there are even more muslims!
john:are you going to visit indonasia then?
Mike:Euhhhhhhhhh…no dummy… that country is filled with muslims…
(that pakistani guy gets really angry now)
they keep talking
Jonh:i guess your going to visit pakistan?
Mike:not in a million years..that country is infested with muslim extremists!!!
Frustrated that pakistani guy turns his head and yells:
you know wat …why don,t both of you go to hell !!!
i heard there is not a single muslim at that place!!:D..