Two indians see an advertisement in a window, reading “be white for $10” . They both want to become white as they believe they will no longer be subject to racial abuse.
As only one of them has any money, he agrees to try it and if it’s good, he’ll lend the other indian $10. He goes into the shop, while the other waits outside. After an hour or so, the indian who went to have is skin changed to white comes out looking really good and white.
The other indian then says “wow that really worked, can you lend me $10 so I can be white as well”.
His friend turns round and says “get lost you indian” and walks off.
three monkeys escaped from zoo & the security started searching for them.after n hr the 1 was found drinking pepsi the second was found eating burger & the third one was found READING THIS SIGNATURE!
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