Two friends went to the market. While they were there,
they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart. They decided to cut the tail off of one. That worked for a while, but soon the tail grew back, so they decided that they would break one of the horses’ legs.
One of the friend said, “Which of the horses should we break the leg off of, the brown one or the white one?”
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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks
but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the
$100. When the postal authorities received the letter
addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to
President Clinton.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that
he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a
$5.00 bill.
President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot
of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted
with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to
GOD, which read:
Dear GOD,
Thank you very much for sending the money but, I noticed
that for some reason you had to send it through
Washington D.C. and, as usual, those jerks deducted
$95.00..
