Two guys arguing in a bar over who has the best dog. First turns to the second and says mine can run to the shop and get me a paper. He signals and the dog runs off, returning moments later with the paper. The second chap says ‘mine‘ll go one better’ and winks at his dog, The dog shoots off returning moments later with a paper and cigarettes. This argument continues for several hours, with second man always going one better. For the umpteenth time the first dog disappears, comes back an hour later, with a paper, cigarettes, a coffee, biscuits, a napkin, a fresh farm egg, that he’s hard boiled. The second scratches his head and thinks what the heck and signals. His dog goes off and returns with the paper, cigs, coffee, biscuits, napkin and the hardboiled egg. Upon handing them its owner the dog stands on his head.
The first man says ‘what the heck! Your stupid mutt bought exactly the same as mine and to top it, the silly pooch is standing upside down, on his head.’ The second guy says, ‘he knows I need an eggcup’