2 cockroaches icu mein admit teh
1ST:yar mein poan ke niche agaya tumeh kya hua ?
2ND: kuch nai yar ek larki muje dekh ke itne zor se chiki ke heart attack ho gaya 
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good
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nice 1
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Unknown Call
He: Do u have a Boyfriend?
She: Yes, Who r u?
He: Me your Brother..! Ruk tuje to ghr akar batata hun
Another Unknown call
He: Do you have a Boyfriend?
She: No no i dont.
He: What? Its me yur Boyfriend. You just break my heart.
She: No No Darling i am sorry i thought you were my brother.
He: Rite! me your brother..... Ruk Ja Tuje to Ghar Akr Btata hun
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hahaha 
hahaha
yeh HaseenaayeN bhii kitnii ‘jaan levaa’ hotii haiN 
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U r right
Haven’t U heard qawwali of Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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:)