Re: 1st meeting...after a long relationship on net!
WOW do I have a horror story for you. Never meet anyone from the net ever....I won't mention her nick or where she lives because she might still come here under a different nick...
I started talking to this women from here a few years ago. Initially things were friendly and sweet and kinda of nice. We first chatted here several times, then swtiched to IRC, then to AIM, and finally to the phone. She was constantly smiling (although one couldn't tell on the internet) and laughing, which was kind of sinister now that I think about it. After about 2 months of friendly conversations I suggested that we get together. Of course she agreed right away and we set a time and a date. So on that day I drove out to Grand Central train station and picked her up from in front Crysler Building.
Man, she was beautiful. So light skinned, beautiful full lips, long curly hair, and those dark dark eyes. There was something hidden behind those eyes something very mysterious. WOW....Anyways, after a handshake and exchanging pleasantries we drove to Queens where I parked my car at a street corner and then took the subway back into Manhattan. I asked her if she was hungry? She was, in fact she was so excited to meet me that she forgot to have breakfast. You ask my reaction? I thought I was the man!!!!! never to realize that this woman was freakin crazy!!!! I asked her what she was in the mood for? She wanted a halaal beef sandwich from this place on the corner of 32nd and 8th avenue. I thought, wow this girl is very low maintenance since that sandwich costs only $5. OK. But I still offered to take her to a nice place where we could sit at a table and enjoy food that requires utensils. Nope. She didn't want me to spend too much on her. WOW COULD SHE BE THE ONE? SHOULD I ASK HER TO MARRY ME RIGHT ON THE SPOT?...I thought, this is getting better by the minute. Perhaps I'll get a good night kiss too. BOY WAS i WRONG!!!!
So anyways we ate sandwiches, drank coke, and enjoyed pastries. Then we walked to times square visiting many shops. Later she wanted to go to China town and/or the villiage. Why not both? Make a long story short, we walked through the city hand in hand, so to speak.
Now it was time for her to go home. But there was one problem: in a hurry to meet me she forget her wallet in her car at the train station back where she came from. I offered to drive her but she wouldn't have it. I offered her money but there was still a no on her lips. I insisted so she accepted only if she could return it to me. She only asked for train fare and few extra just in case. So I reached into my clip and pulled out a 50. Too much, she complained. Take it baby, I answered. SMOOOOOOOTH.
She took the fifty with a shy smile and buried it deep into her bag. when her hand came out there was a GUN there pointed at me.
HAND UP MO FOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DO IT NOW BEFORE I EF'IN KILL YOU!!! WTF? But I thought you liked me, i thought to myself. she demanded cash, ALL OF IT. Did I mention we were at a secluded corner? yes we were. I think I started crying and asking for my mommy. I might have said MOMMY too. She let loose another string of profanities. MO FO, YOU #$%#$%, you think you are cool? I will #$%#$%#$% you up. She kept demanding money and I kept crying. mommy mommy save me from this bad girl. i will never go out on a date again. NOOOOOOO she put the gun to my head. I will say it the last time, give me you MO FO money MO FO. She kept talking but I couldnt understand. Then I realized: this woman is actually a man. ewwwwwww no no no no. grossHOLY COW. how did I miss it? no adams apple, no hairy knuckles, dang then something happened. I cried HEEEEEEELLPPPPP and she/he ran away.
I thanks my lucky stars and ran home. the end.
let this be a lesson to all of you. that she could be a freakin he.
You couldn't differentiate between a boy and a girl? Did you not check her out completely? Or was she in veil? How dumb can one get!