**> 19 things to do in a bathroom stall
Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask
your neighbor, “May I
borrow a highlighter?”Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on
that.”Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks
the silence with a bodily
function.Say, “Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”
Drop a marble and say, “Oh NO!! My glass eye!!”
Say “Dang, this water is cold.”
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then
drop a cantaloupe into
the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.Say, “Now how did that get there?”
Say, “Humus. Reminds me of humus.”
Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,“Whoa!
Easy boy!!”Say," Interesting…more sinkers than floaters"
Say, "C’mon Mr. Happy! Don’t fall asleep
Say, “Boy, that sure looks like a maggot”
Say, “Dang, I knew that drain hole was a little
too small. Now what am I
gonna do?”Strum a well known song on your butt cheeks over
and over again.Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay
down a "Cross-Dressers
Anonymous "newsletter on the floor visible to the
adjacent stall.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and
adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say,“Peek-a-boo!”Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall
and sing “Born Free”**
[This message has been edited by Akif (edited June 27, 2001).]