100 yrs old

100 yr old man was having a birthday party at his nursing home.Tv crew was there to interview him “please tell our audience how you manage to live so long”

" well i don`t drink and have never smoked replied the old man and i always kept away from wild women"

Just then there was a large shriek in the hall. They turned to see a gorgeous blond nurse run past, followed by agile looking older man.

He carried foul-smelling cigar in one hand glass of whisky in the other. As he ran by he paused for a brief moment looked at the crowd before continuing his pursuit.

what was that all about, asked astonished reporter.

“Please excused my father he get carried away some times”

heheh! thats how I want to live in golden years!