There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette stranded on an island. It was 100 miles to shore.
The redhead said, “I am going to try to swim to shore,” so she swam 10 miles and said “I’m too tired to make it”, so she swam back.
Next, the brunette tried to make it. She swam 25 miles and got tired so she swam back.
Then it was the blondes turn. She swam 65 miles before she got tired and swam back!
Maybe her milage meter wasn’t functioning properly that day
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The Future Just Happened!
LOLZ
Yeh QiSaS ajeeb-o-gHareeb haiN,yeh MohabbatoN ke Naseeb haiN
Mujhe kaise kHud se Juda kare,usey kuch batao keh keya kare
Kabhi Taiy kare younhi soch soch meiN Firaaq ke Faasle
Mere peecHe Aake dabbe dabbe meri AankheiN mooNd hansa kare
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My Strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…
Hehehe…man in the middle of the sea u try telling which one is closer!
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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?