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Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese! :phati:

Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef. :smiley:

wahahaha :omg:

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Wait I just thought of another hilarious one all by my genius self. :blush:

Q: What did the Pakistani guy say to his Mexican friend at the dance party?
A: Nacho nacho! :phati:

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haha ok that one was funny :cb:

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may be you should try some thing else like painting or some thing

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no maybe YOU should try something else like LAUGHING or something! :barbie:

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hehehehehe

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:smiley:

Reminds me of another one:

Q: What do you call a Pakistani in a freezer?
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A: Feroze

:smiley:

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you make me cry:bummer:

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^ awwww! hahahha sorry pal. I know they’re so funny they make your eyes water from all the laughter. :hug:

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lol nacho nacho

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Pakistani guy: Nacho nacho!
Mexican guy dances
Pakistani guy: Yeh cheez! cheese - get it? get it?

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^ LOLOLAORJflksjdalkjfkljLKJGSAKJAKLJHAFJH
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA :omg:

That was good, pal. :smiley:
almost as good as mines. :>

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jokes in post #1 are too retarded and lame
the one in psot #2 is slightly funny yet cheesy at the same time.

u get 1.3 stars

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chuppppppppppp bhai nobody asked for your critique :smilestar:

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I will stop the critique if you could return me back the 1 minute i wasted reading post #1 and another 2 minutes i wasted in my replies :snooty:

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ai leh tera ik mint :gadha:

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chee chee phatima, you are not supposed to poo in public like that. wear a diaper please. Where is AE?

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lolzzzzzzzzzzz now that is funny

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LOLLLLLLLL hahahahahahaah
5abi bhaiiiiiiii!!! :smiley: you’re not supposed to talk about that stuff out loud!!! :phati: hehe

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da secnd one in da first post…:vivo:

nacho nacho…:cb: