A street person approached a passerby. “Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?”
“That’s ridiculous!” the man said huffily. “You and I both know that a cup of coffee doesn’t cost $100. Even if you go to the most expensive place in town, you can buy 30 cups of coffee for a $100. You have a lot of nerve!”
“Just a yes or no would be sufficient, buddy,” the beggar grumbled. “I don’t need a darn lecture about how to run my business.”
