~~~~~10 WORDS THAT OUGHT TO BE IN THE DICTIONARY~~~

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to
turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

CARPERPETUATION (kar’pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when
vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a
dozen times,reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then
putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fect’) v. To sterilize the piece of candy you
dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow
“remove” all the germs.

ELBONICS (el bon’iks) n. the actions of two people maneuvering
for one armrest in a theater.

FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be
swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the
room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION (lak’to man gyu lay’ shun) n. Manhandling
the “open here” spout on a milk container so badly that one has to
resort to the “illegal” side.

PEPPIER (pehp ee ay’) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose
sole purpose seems to be walking around asking dinners if they
want ground pepper.

PHONESIA (fo nee’zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone
number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

PUPKUS (pup’kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a
dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. The act of
always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up,
even when you’re only six inches away.


“…beauty is life when life unveils her holy face, But you are life and you are the veil. Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in the mirror, But you are eternity and you are the mirror.”

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Till next time,
Allah Hafiz

WWOOWWW hinna jeeee those are some hard words to digestttt miss...uper se roza be hiaaa...lol...good words i like em..only if i can pronouce them i ll keep trying...

Jaawan


Till next time*K_I_S_S*

One addition:
11. DhoH! - to be used at times of frustration or screwups :)

  1. GUPSHUPESIA : not doing your work but surfin on the internet and read and post mail on GupShup. Very very contagious.

hehehehehehe ;)

hahah Jawwaaaaaaan jeeeeeeeeeeee keep tryin!! If I can say them..U can definitely say em!

haha khurram...true true...datz definitely gotta be in there!!!

hehe pathwari...datz exactly what I'm doing rite now! ;)

  1. Hinna not doing anything just internet ;)

Nothing is impossible in this Universe,
Just go try and fight for the right...

you will get sum.
AB

Gooooood :)

Gooooood :)


may chariya hoon

awaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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bery bery gooooooooooood... :):):):);) :):);0 :);) ;) ;)

dil..dilseee..dil to akhir dil hai na