10 Top Things Pakistani Feminists Say Loudly

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Top 10 things pakistani feminists like to say, LOUDLY

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  1. I will never marry a Pakistani man.

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  1. Daddy I want to go out on a date.
  2. Ufff, do i have to wear the jhumka too ?
  3. This gold chooRee is too thin.
  4. Don’t call me auntie.
  5. Don’t call me baaji.

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  1. MaiN..!! aur bus meiN jaoongee ?
  2. Bhaijaan, iss kee qeemat kum kareiN naaaaN ..

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  1. I will not cook, sweep the floor or make babies for you.
  2. All Pakistani men are chauvanist except for my Dad.

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drums roll …

  1. Khansaama, biryani pakaO.

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Woh afsaana jise anjaam tak, laana na ho mumkin
Use ek KHoobsoorat moR dekar, chhoRna achha

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  1. If we see you in the morning and at night,why call us at work?

  2. Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?

  3. You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.

  4. Silence does not need to be filled with discussions about "us" and "the relationship."

  5. Department stores and malls were designed so that when you want to look at bed linen, shower curtains or handbags, there are always some

speakers, tires or sporting equipment nearby.

  1. No, you can't have the remote control.

aarazuu jurma vafaa jurma tamannaa hai gunaaha ye vo duniyaa hai jahaa.N pyaar na....