10 things women......

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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10 things women…only women understand

  1. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.

  2. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

  3. Crying can be fun.

  4. FAT CLOTHES.

  5. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced
    lunch.

  6. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be
    considered a peak life experience.

  7. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

  8. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is
    next to impossible.

  9. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten
    minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

  1. OTHER WOMEN!
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Degas dear...is this supposed to mean something to the rest of us????????????????????

Yours sincerely and admirably and lovingly

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kurri.. yess,, its suppose to be taken as a joke..

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Well it’s all true!!!

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such bolna naykee ka kaam hai… hehehe

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way to go degas..
laykin aysa na ho kay kahin kurrian

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ho jayain..
so here u go ladies…hehehe

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not have an artificial nose - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

hey.. no offence intended

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There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can’t.

[This message has been edited by lethal (edited October 29, 2000).]

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hey.. no offence intended :
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Yaar Lethal, I am glad you mentioned this...wurna 'Kurri' tumhari jaan laynai pur uttar atti :)

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ehehehe

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smiles Only five?

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