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**Angel Bears To The Rescue
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This supposedly unisex sweater (I’d like to see any guy wear this of his own free will) combines all of the season’s magic—bells, helpful angel bears, and a tree severely lacking in ornaments—into one special sweater.
**Rest In Presents
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Because its colors aren’t nearly garish enough, this sweater is battery-operated, which means the sad string of lights surrounding what looks like Santa’s coffin will draw even more attention to the disturbing scene. At least he’ll have that pile of presents to keep him company in the afterlife.
It Feels More Like Nausea
An open plea to clothing designers: please don’t give iconic childhood heroes creepy sexual vibes. I don’t want to see ol’ St. Nick groping some busty female any more than I want to see Mr. Rogers flashing people on the subway.
**Is It Christmas Or An Acid Flashback?
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What does Jerry Garcia have to do with the holidays? Not a whole lot, other than the fact that his name rhymes with “merry” and he sort of looks like Santa Claus. He also struggled with a very serious drug addiction, but if that’s the kind of holiday you’re looking for, Jerry Christmas to you and yours.
**Extreme In Its Subtlety
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Watch out for the crazy character donning this sweater! The light gray color just screams “life of the Christmas party”—though in a very understated, really nonexistent way. He’s probably got on a red-and-green-sequin T-shirt underneath, though.
Needs A Little Somethin’ Extra
Whereas the last sweater was drabber than drab, this one has so much tackiness going on, it’s hard to know where to focus your eyes. Should you zoom in on the decorative cotton puffs at the neckline, on the ’70s-style flower print that’s vaguely seasonal, or on the giant stocking inexplicably sewn onto the front like some kind of reindeer Bjorn?
**Bear Has A Boo-Boo
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This poor guy has a nasty yellow tumor growing out of his neck, but has that killed his Christmas spirit? Not a chance! The small white circles on his cheeks mean that he’s extra excited, not that he’s inching that much closer to death.
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looks horrible 
i thought their ll b some thng v funny
