10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd

anari4ever · October 19, 1999, 12:04am

Likes people that opress them, teachers,
parents, principals, police, and authority
figures.
Is overly enthusiastic about ‘Dungeons and
Dragons’ and other role playing games.
Very familiar with mega-hurtz, wears glasses
and, can quote scripture.
Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still
gets beaten up.
Says ‘Whom’ instead of ‘Who.’
Is pleased when disruptive individuals are
sent to the office, so that they can continue
with their learning.
Prefers NPR to any music.
Gets upset when there is a test or quiz that
he did not no about.
Rooted for Deep-Blue in the famous chess game.
Must be pulled off bridge when not accepted
at the college of their choice.