Top 10 reasons the New York terrorists were not Pakis…
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8:45 is too early for most Pakistanis.
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Pakistanis are always late, they would’ve missed all 4 flights.
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They would’ve discussed their plans so damn loud that
security wouldn’t let them anywhere near the terminal. -
On the flight they’d be busy trying to steal as many of
those free colognes, toothbrushes, and other free toiletries available in the
bathroom; and then try to stuff as many of those headphones into their
pockets to bring home to all their family members. -
They would be too busy checking out the airhostessess legs to worry about crashing the plane
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The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be
aToyota, not a Ford. -
They would be too busy making their hair.
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Talking behind each other’s backs would start a big fight on
the plane.
2.They could never fly alone and their mum, dad, nana, nani, dada, dadi,
phupoo, mama, cha-cha and half their village would also be on the
plane so it’s unlikely they would crash it
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- They’d get homesick, realize that they have an airplane in their
possession and try to wing it to Pakistan.
