Dear Pyaari83,
(1). Everytime I’d come home late, or have some lipstick mark that somehow magically appeared on my shoulder.
I would be banned from gupshup.
(2). I would have to cook myself, because my wife will be on gupshup all day.
(3). Instead of adopting the underscore, she’ll put a “1” at the end of Crescent.
(4). Our Kids name will be based on Users from gupshup. If its a girl, probably you. Pyaari83. If we have a boy, it’ll probably be shikra.
We’ll have mini Sinners, EvilMasterminds, James BHAAND, ChupkeSe, RocKistAns, and Anwaar Qureshi’s running around.
Can you imagine me saying “Anwaar Qureshi beta, aao duudu peelo!”
(5). We’ll be obliged to open 5 threads a day. It’ll be some sort of weird religious practise.
(6). We won’t need a family album. All our vacation and family pics will be on image gallery 2.
(7). She’ll use the : bailan : smily on me all the time.
(8). She’ll put all larkiyan on “ignore user” list and monitor my PM box everyday.
(9). She’ll let out all my secrets and bad habits in her journal.
(10). Finally…she’ll** ACTUALLY do** all those things I typed up in “Who wants to marry me?” thread.
So I think we’re good as Pals 
…no wonder gs loves ur great since of humor…acha aab phatti aapki complaints ki list sunao… 
phatti and cressi bhai…shooo shweet…
Cressi!
