assalamoalikum 
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No chance for promotion.
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Oval Office has bad feng shui (literally means “windwater”).
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Can’t find decent roast duck inside the beltway.
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Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics.
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Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct.
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Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles.
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Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners.
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Senior aides won’t take off shoes before coming in.
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Secret service can’t handle nagging from mother.
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White House not big enough for in-laws.