- They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
- A better model is always just around the corner.
- They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
- It is always necessary to have a backup.
- They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
- The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
- The lights are on, but nobody’s home.
- Big power surges knock them out for the night.
- Size does matter.
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nice one!
** When God passed out brains,I thought he said trains,and I missed mine!**
LOL
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Howzzaaaaaaaaat !!!
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good one nilaGumbad
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now here is something for ya… enjoy
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**y computers should be refered to as FEMALES **
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No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
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The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
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The message “Bad command or file name” is about as informative as, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you”.
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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find your- self spending half your salary on accessories for it.
no offence
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[This message has been edited by lethal (edited December 17, 2000).]
Fairly old joke now, has been posted here few times .... mostly "why computers can be females". It doesn't matter if they are male or female .... the thing which matters is that computers is made by both males and females so holds the characteristis of both.