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soundarya · April 2, 2010, 4:29am

**3)**He should turn the female cousins/aunties/uncles…OFF! He should tell them that he lives in an apartment…and that he actually delivers newspapers as a living. To add more masala to it…he should tell them about his favorite brand of beer…and his favorite nightclub…and his favorite girlfriends. That should do it.

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4) **He should compliment ALL the cousins. He should promise ALL the cousins that he will marry them. This will result in a huge fight between the cousins. “Us na mujh se shadi karne k vaada kiya tha”…“Nahin mujh se kiya tha”…“Us ne kaha tha k tum us k layak nahin ho”…bla bla bla. Then the parents will start fighting. And then when they ALL ask him, “Beta…tum kis se shadi karna chahtay ho?” He should say he wants to have 4 wives. That could work.

These should work really well.