Hi People!
This is definately one for the boys!
Enjoy!
After a really romantic dinner, a husband and wife are all over each
other.
They can’t keep their hands off each other and they jump into bed and
start
getting all snugly. The passion is really heating up. They get to
quite an
intense point, but then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like
it, I
just want you to hold me”. The guy says “WHAT??” The lady replies
“You need to get in tune with my emotional needs as a Woman”. Then he
realises that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well
deal
with it.So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department store.
He
walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She
can’t
decide. He tells his woman to take all three of them. Then they go
over and
get matching shoes worth $200 each, then they go to the Jewellery
Department
where she gets a set of diamond earrings.The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped out , but she
does
not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. He says “you don’t even
play
tennis, but OK if you like it then let’s get it.” The woman is jumping
up
and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says
“I
am
ready to go, lets go to the cash register.”The man stops and says, “No, I don’t feel like buying all this stuff
now.”
The woman’s face goes blank. He Continues- “I just wanted you to HOLD
this
stuff for a while.”The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode.
The
husband calmly says, "You need to be in tune with my financial needs
as a
Man!
