Counting posts is such a trend here at GS.
So now that I hit my 1,000th post… How should I celebrate?
Should I throw a party and not show up myself?
Dance around in my birthday suit & freak out at people who stare?
Dress up as bozo the clown and ruin some kid’s b.day party?
Eat fish and drink a gallon of milk over it?
Pour honey over myself and jump into a bear cage?
Rub peanut butter on my hands and tell my doctor I have an upset stomach?
Randomly walk up behind people, tap them on the shoulder and sneeze in their faces when they turn to look at me?
Pee standing up?
Have sex with a goat?
Not sure what’ll give me a better high.
Any suggestions?
congrats!!!
do sumthing normal instead like celebrate it with us
Congratulations ‘anyway’