Re: Zombie Apocalypse
**First if all, i have no idea how the zombie even managed to get close enough to Chuck and bite him without clawing at its burning skin and running for its grave crying !!!
If some how Chuck did let the zombie bite him, it would be horifically burnt, disfigured, exploded, imploded & dissintegrated from exposure to pure Awesomeness !!!
If Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie , he doesn’t turn into a zombie ; The zombie turns into Chuck Norris !!!
In fact the way I see it ,the only way Chuck Norris could get bitten by a zombie is if : The Zombie was Bruce Lee !
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