Your funniest SMS?

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Five Sardaar jees ne mill kar aik taxi li…

15 din ho gaey, koi swari nahin milli…

Kiyun ???

Kiyun ke 3 Sardaar peeche aur 2 aagay baith kar swari dhoondh rahay they … :smack:

:omg:

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Sardar: Aapaa tey roz kukkar (chicken) de naal roti khaiee da.

Friend: Iss Mehangaiee wich kevin ?? :eek:

Sardar: Ik nawala aap khai da, tey ik kukkar nu paai da.. :champ:

:omg:

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Tiger killed a goat. Hippopotamus saw it.

Tiger asked Hippo not to tell this in court.

Hippo refused.

Tiger asked: Why ???

Hippo said cause Hips dont lie … :champ:

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Teacher: There is a frog. Ship is sinking. Potatoes costs Rs. 4/kg. Then what is my age?

Student : 32 yrs Mam.

Teacher: How do you know that ? :eek:

Student: Well my sis is 16 yrs and she is half mad… :k337:

:omg:

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:daaghu1:

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kya puk raha hai :faizy:

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Trying to bake German Chocolate Cake for you … :party:

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awwwww so nice of u :hugz: FT

:yummy: how much more time :@:

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Dont know Esix.. I am just tyring diff recipes yet. and as you can see its not working :daaghu1:

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:bummer:

now i wont have any cake :bummer:

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E6 dont worry… wait 2 more weeks…

ma mom gona come frm pak… and i’ll ask her to bake a cake for ya :lifey:

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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :lifey:

thanx BH u saved my life :bb:

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The sms'es from banks are the most funniest.

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those are stupid :p

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:hoonh:

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hotcakeeeeeeee

bakerssssssss

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If banks r stupid ,they should be shut .

But b4 they get shut , they shud send me all the cash. :5:

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hotcake i have a feeling u r a multi of some1 who's banned and i know the person too

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Iwannagetbannedtoo

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:sweetif: For Hotcake