Re: Your funniest SMS?
because u spent all the money on ur teeeth:smilestar:
captain:@:
Re: Your funniest SMS?
y r u not studying pingu 
and yeah those teeth cost me a fortune 
now i m broke
Re: Your funniest SMS?
:hinna: because i cannot study.dont get me started againphoot phoot ke roying
sell me one of u teeth for 10 fish:@:
Re: Your funniest SMS?
noooooo i love my teeth
what em i gonna do with fish 
Re: Your funniest SMS?
u can cook them for me :@:
it can be our meal for 5 days
Re: Your funniest SMS?
tell u what
15 fish and u have a deal
i’ll give u the smallest teeth i have
dont sell it keep it as a souvenier
how? 
Re: Your funniest SMS?
u know.....
telepathically
Re: Your funniest SMS?
^stop acting smart
Re: Your funniest SMS?
“We never gt what we want”
“We never want what we get”
“We never have what we like”
“we never like what we have”
Still we live
Still we love
Still we hope
“This is life Missing U”
Just recieved it today 
Re: Your funniest SMS?
Another one:@:
Asian wife: I want more freedom
Asian Hubby: No prob i will extend the kitchen 
I recieve soo many sms, right now my msg inbox is literally full but i move them all on my memory card 
Re: Your funniest SMS?
A pakistani goes to India illegally… and get caught by the security there:
Security Officer: Who are you ?
Paki : I am Hindu
Security Officer: Okay then tell me the name of five Bhagwans.
Paki: Yassu , Panju, Haar, Kabootar, Dolee
Re: Your funniest SMS?
A terrorist placed bomb near an old lady…
Ppl around screamed…
Aunty Bomb, Aunty Bomb, Aunty Bomb..
Aunty sharmatay hooway.. "Bomb tou mein jawaani mein thi " :jano:
Re: Your funniest SMS?
Butt Sahib : Dr. Saab Mujhay bimaari hai… 
Khanay ke baad bhook nahin lagthi
Sonay ke baad neend nahin aathi
Kaam karoon tou thak jaata hoon…
Dr. Sahib : Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao ge.
Re: Your funniest SMS?
halariousssssssssssssssssssssss
Re: Your funniest SMS?
i never get sms let me sms azkar he might answer me lolz
Re: Your funniest SMS?
@ msgs
i broke my cell phone
i m cell phoneless these dayz
Re: Your funniest SMS?
kabotar ko prem patar de dai karain sajan ke pas pohanch jayega
mein K337 ko kehta hon wo ye method use karti hai
K337 mera cell haraab hai i need to borrow some kabooter’s plz
Re: Your funniest SMS?
cell phone outdated…
i use batteryphone 