Re: You wouldn’t believe what happened…
yeah I know 
im just messing.
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Lajawab, was there anyone with you that time :D
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That’s too bold of a statement considering myself…
But, if that’s how you think, then the Venerable Hazrat Abu Bakr 
stated;
The usual prayer of Abu Bakr was: “O Allah You know me better than I do; And I know myself better than the people, O Allah make me better than what the people think of me, and forgive me for the sins which the people do not know, and do not call me to account for what the people say about me.”…(Will provide source on request…
Maybe on this site I am perceived as a holy moley Muslim by many…Your statement lays a heavy burden upon my shoulders to fulfill…That is a great placement of trust…And I thank you for it…
But I know myself, and I am guilty on many accounts…
May Allah :swt: forgive us our sins and make me live up to your expectations…Ameen, Summa Ameen…
fj007: Someone very dear was with me…
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On a warm april night, when u finished school, on your way walk to home as it was very warm u took ur shirt off, ur luck aishwarya rai was passing by, looking as gorgeuous as ever & seeing ur astonishing muscular body she got impressed and gave you her number, the other morning your mom woke u up & said stop assuming things and bring some milk for urself from the corner shop as the milkman has refused to give milk any more as he caught you red handed flirting with her wife yesterday on streets.
Peace.
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Were they lesbians? 
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Well do u want to believe u were falling for a lesbian.
wt does it make u then?
haha just joking.
Peace
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welcome back haji sahab, congrats 
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well, lajjo.. I will stick to my trust because I believe a Muslim never lies no matter how bad of a muslim he/she is.
Now why that statement? Because Rasoolulah:saw: mentioned that A muslim can not do the following but only a Hypocrite has these characteristics such as:
- Breaking a promise
- Telling a Lie
- Back Biting
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Well then, I might be a hypocrite…
How do you know?
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I trust a Muslim unless proven guilty 
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Thank you LUC…
Haji or Paji…Allah knows…
Anwaar: You haven’t even seen me…Let me at least act like a Muslim in front of you…
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^^
:insha: soon I’ll visit NJ…Will let you know…Some of your Biryani will do me good..
Re: You wouldn’t believe what happened…
tau abb maiN aap kaY liYe NJ aaouN gaa itnee dooor say 
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^^...hehe
Tau tum Long Island main ho?
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LI maiN sirf job hai bhaiiYe :halo:
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Tau aa jaaun ga yaar…Bronx kitna door hai…Yeh nukarh par tau hai…
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Bronx :halo:
Allah naa karaY maiN kabhi wahaaN move hooN
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Aray yaar...Jab Queens main Kababish II hai tau tumharay haath ka bayzauq khana kiyun khaoon...
Main aaonga aur bas payyian payyian tumhare darhbay say nikal kay wahan tehel lain gai...OK?
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I am not in Jackson Heights 