X2's birthday party

[X2]

Re: X2’s birthday party

@Niksik

So Saturday night, I had this dream:

TLK and Alyish organized a bithday party for X2.
Nice place.
Huge buffet ranging from lamb chops to raita.
An on site chef creating custom dishes per request.
A bar.
Yes, a bar. (This was a dream people, close your mouths!)
A stand up comedian.
A Pakistani band.

TLK was dressed in the shabbiest suit I tell ya.
I was contantly engaged in arguments over the bill.
Aliyish was slouched on a recliner by the bar…taking one shot after another.
X2 was dressed in a white shirt and white pants (with solid red and blue vertical stripes)
His wife and kids, mom and dad were there too.
His mom said to his dad: “hai kitnay achay dost haiN X2 kay.”

Then I woke up.

please tell me the trousers were bell bottoms and the shirt had big collars an I had medallions and disco dancing..(red white and blue baby..what am i some kinda desi uncle sam..err uncle tom…ahh uncle sami)

@TLK

And the banner hanging at the front door said

X2’s Golden Jublie Birthday Bash

Aap key moonh mein ghee shakkar…yaani keh lard and high fructsose corn syrup…or woh bhi bohot bohot bohot sara

@goodnews

Umar ki nisaf century Mubarak hu X2:bb:

Umar kin mausoof ka ism e garami hai?