Women's Vocabulary : A Guide for my Lads

[Aliyish]

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kuch na kuch tu aahee jahtah , is pg ki altaf say jaan choot'jatee

[zobia]

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Well its not a joke its a deep deep observation , as Tariq Bahi and Fraudia bahi , both have Certified me as a flirt and so far have done their best to portrait this image of mine in their lovely jubbly posts therefore I feel an urge to post this yoke here , for new up comin flirts n specially for those who wana understand the creature called woman ( bet no one can, inculdin me ) , so here we go me mates:) a lil try as they say:P

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football or cricket game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

*Nothing *- This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead -** (With Raised Eyebrows!)** This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow". Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

so now i hope u all know wha i mean :O dont ya lads?

Now I ask Tariq bahi and Fraudia bahi to chalk up some of their experiences

naaH...we know u guyz r much smarter than this.

[Aliyish]

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show us bachay :) baatoon say kuch nahe hota :p hit us with some writin !

[TLK]

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@aliyish

show us bachay :) baatoon say kuch nahe hota :p hit us with some writin !

Zobia, is ko motee walee dictionary khainch kar maaro

[zobia]

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ager likh deya to app may or mujh may kia ferk rahay ga SIR.

p.s. idea to chachu ka bhi bura nahi. but since no dictionary is available so here u go with

[Aliyish]

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hein hum abb Big bruv say sir ho gahay : ( sahee jahree ho larki !

[zobia]

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:D