Re: Women..why you so
Sheesh! It sounds like a line from the movie Pakeeza 
But to respond in kind (and my apologies for the excess Roman Urdu):
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Challein, hum un mein say nahin, jo kisi kay liyay apnay dil mein bugz rakhtay hain. Aap khush rahein. Jisnay apni manzil paa liyay, ussay apni manzil mubarak, aur jo us manzil tak pohunch nay kay liyay talabgaar hay, usko jald apni manzil miljayay. Ab to hum sirf auron kay liyay dua kar saktein hai. Shayed kisi ajnabee ki dua kubool hojayay aap kay liyay.
*And please no exploding heads 