I was on the tubes once in london, it was quite packed because it was a friday night. I was standing up as there were no seats available and I was eating my filet o fish meal. There was a young lady standing infront of me dressed in a boob tube, short skirt etc dressed to the nines basically. I'm guessing she was ready for a night out.
She was stumbling all over the place as she was drunk but she managed to keep hold onto a bar but not for long... her fingers slipped as the tube set off from a stop and she staggered towards me, nearly dropping on me. In order to save myself and her I held her up with my one hand like a palwaan...my one hand clapsed underneath her armpit and my remaining hand holding my burger... I managed to get her standing back upright as she was on one knee. She laughed it off.
As I went back to eat my burger with my right hand (sawaab milda) I noticed a few dozen (no word of a lie) curley blacks hairs inbetween my fingers. It was almost as if I'd been dragging my hand across as barbers floor, a barber who specialises in pube trims.
how is that for little dressing you your burger :D
mana ky woh larki thi but still there are places you keep your hands away from ewwwwwwwwwwwwww