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[JimmyKimble]

@Northern_Kid

I was on the tubes once in london, it was quite packed because it was a friday night. I was standing up as there were no seats available and I was eating my filet o fish meal. There was a young lady standing infront of me dressed in a boob tube, short skirt etc dressed to the nines basically. I’m guessing she was ready for a night out.

She was stumbling all over the place as she was drunk but she managed to keep hold onto a bar but not for long… her fingers slipped as the tube set off from a stop and she staggered towards me, nearly dropping on me. In order to save myself and her I held her up with my one hand like a palwaan…my one hand clapsed underneath her armpit and my remaining hand holding my burger… I managed to get her standing back upright as she was on one knee. She laughed it off.

As I went back to eat my burger with my right hand (sawaab milda) I noticed a few dozen (no word of a lie) curley blacks hairs inbetween my fingers. It was almost as if I’d been dragging my hand across as barbers floor, a barber who specialises in pube trims.

how is that for little dressing you your burger

mana ky woh larki thi but still there are places you keep your hands away from ewwwwwwwwwwwwww